The Crack Squirrels
(sounds of shooting. Enter C o l i n with a gun)
R e v : Colin, what are you doing?
C o l i n : The crack squirrels.
R e v : What?
C o l i n : Squirrels on crack. The dealers hide their stash under the bins, yeah, for easy access. Then the squirrels dig them up. If I don’t take ‘em out, these squirrels can get dangerous. They get cravings. They get irritable and depressed and then they attack people.
R e v : Look, I’ve got dead squirrels on the grass now thanks to you.
C o l i n : But that wasn’t me. I haven’t hit any of them yet. Nah, you see, no entry or exit wound. Overdose.
