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The Crack Squirrels

Posted by Whitehoof on Dec 19, 2011 in Blog | Comments Off

(sounds of shooting. Enter C o l i n with a gun) R e v : Colin, what are you doing? C o l i n : The crack squirrels. R e v : What? C o l i n : Squirrels on crack. The dealers hide their stash under the bins, yeah, for easy access. Then the squirrels dig them up. If I don’t take ‘em out, these squirrels can get dangerous. They get cravings. They get irritable and depressed and...